ESCORT DVD REVIEW #96
BABY GOT BOOBS
A compilation of scenes from yet another of Brazzers brilliant boob websites, this nearly three hour long whackfest has five hot scenes starring a mix of old funbag favorites like Eva Angelina, and newer jiggly juggernauts like Kagney Linn Karter. The fuck action is energetic and fun, and the great camera work expertly presents the boob bouncing and banging action in lotsa jack-friendly angles.
Shawna Lenee is an absolutely adorable, sexy, blonde hosebag, and this li’l ho has it all: great fucking tits, a tight body, a tasty ass, and a gorgeous face just made for catching big drizzles of jizzle. Young Shawna is the star of the opening scene, and she plays a spiteful little bitch who is mad at her mother because mom won’t allow the horny tartlet to have boys visit her at home. Well, vindictive and cock-crazy Shawna decides to seduce mom’s boyfriend to get even with her. Of course, it isn’t long before Shawna gets her chance when the boyfriend, played by Cheyne Collins, asks Shawna where the bathroom is, and she directs him to her bedroom instead. Shawna begins her seduction with a sexy striptease, and while the dude pretends to be reluctant for a minute, he soon changes his mind when Shawna sensually wiggles out of her “Daisy Duke” hotpants revealing her gorgeous ass. Next, she drops her halter-top and stuffs her perky, full tits in Cheyne’s face, and the shit on!
The party begins with some mutual oral action, and this brief exchange is intensely hot. Next, Cheyne rails Shawna in the missionary position hard and fast, and Shawna does not fail to impress as she gets pounded hard while vigorously rubbing her bald pussy with her fingers. Good old reverse cowgirl is next, and here Shawna’s jugs really get twirling and swirling. The creaky bed makes lots of noise as Cheyne fills and drills her bubblegum pink pussy, and Shawna has a luscious fat clit that looks great as it gets bigger when she becomes more aroused. It looks like a little pink fig. The doggie style view really shows Shawna’s fat clit plumping up nicely, and then it’s cowgirl and spoon position to finish the fun. Cheyne spills his load on Shawna’s face, and of course, mommy walks in just then and catches the two of them in the act. She chases Cheyne out of the house and tells Shawna she should’ve aborted her when she had the chance. A hot, hot girl that Shawna.
Daisy Marie is a super gorgeous latin hoochie with nice, big, firm, natural tits and a smoking hot body. She sort of resembles Megan Fox from certain angles, but it’s a shame she tattooed her entire back with a shitty line drawing.Anyway, the set-up in this scene is that Daisy loses her wallet in the park and the good samaritan who returns it, Jordan Ash, gets her clean-shaven beaver and flawless funbags as a reward for his efforts. Ash begins by sensually massaging her cream cannons and then licks and kisses them. Next, he fingerfucks her smooth pussy and eats her out. Daisy returns the favor with a sloppy, steamy blowjob that includes a little tit fucking. The pre-fuck oral is great and lasts a long time, and the fucking that follows is just as hot. The first position is cowgirl, and Daisy really gets into it. Her tits look brilliant flailing about as she gets cock-hammered. Scissor position is next, and here, with this profile of Daisy’s face, she looks exactly like Megan Fox. Doggie style drilling ends the scene, and Daisy’s tits and ass jiggle like crazy in rhythm to the pounding of Jordan’s cock. The scene ends with Daisy’s tits covered in hot man flan, and her licking it off of them.
Alanah Rae is a pretty blonde with a tight, hourglass figure and really big bazooms! In her scene, she is dressed up like a slutty cheerleader complete with pom poms. The fun begins with Alanah practicing her cheerleading routine to some heavy metal. Alanah stretches and gets limber as the camera focuses on her ample cleavage, ass and pussy in slow motion. What she doesn’t know is that she has a Peeping Tom played by Scott Nails watching her from outside the window. He is shocked at his good fortune, and even more shocked when she invites him in to judge her routine. As Alanah does another cheer, her top comes off and her huge tits fly out and bounce in the air. What luck! Scott can no longer contain his excitement and begins fondling her tits while simultaneously fingering her box. Next, she gives him a combo blowjob and titty fuck. HOT! Alanah’s big flesh pillows bounce like rubber balls in every position she gets fucked in, and Scot bends her into a lot of them. Doggie is first, then cowgirl and spoon, and all of it is extremely hot. Alanah’s tits bounce, gyrate and jiggle almost hypnotically with every thrust. Another combination of tit fucking and missionary pussy plugging end the scene, and then Alanah gets a huge gooey load on her neck and chest for all of her hard work. She whorishly licks the cream off her goodie bags as the scene fades out. Another winner! We’re doing good here folks. So far, three for three.
Kagney Linn Karter is another super gorgeous blonde with a full, fat pair of tits and a smokin’ body. The set-up here is almost the same as the first scene. Kagney is punished by her mother and sent to her room for sucking cock at school. To get back at old mom, Kagney seduces mom’s boyfriend…and surprise…it works! The couple are soon in her bedroom fucking and sucking like jungle bunnies. The lucky stud, Johnny Sins, takes off her bra and sucks on her tits to get the show started, and then Kagney gets the dude’s cock in her mouth and gives him a way hot suck. Kagney looks great stuffing her face with cock, and she also makes him tit fuck her. Next, they 69 for a while, and this is also fucking awesome! The reverse cowgirl fucking is also fantastic, and Kagney’s cute bald beaver looks great swallowing his dingus. Kagney really gets into it too, and genuinely seems to cum. There are also plenty of great shots of her snapper being penetrated throughout the scene. This is some of the hottest fucking in the vid, and the scene ends with Kagney getting her face and tits pasted with cock curds.
Eva Angelina is the star of the final scene, and her scene begins with poor Eva getting dumped over the phone. Pissed off and sad, Eva goes for a bike ride. Well, more of a bike walk, but who cares? Eva looks good doing anything. She meets a guy at the park, Ralph Long, and he helps cheer her up with some small talk and jokes. He offers to walk her home, and of course, you can guess what happens next. They go into her bedroom and immediately get down to business with some hot titty fucking, pussy eating and cock sucking. The sex gets hot as Angelina moans and jiggles while she’s getting poked and probed in spoon, doggie and reverse cowgirl positions, and Eva shows how much of a pro she is showing off her fuck skills. The scene ends with missionary position, and Eva getting a big blast of man oil on her tits.
DVD extras include a bonus scene with Mindy Main and Danny Mountain that’s also pretty hot, a photo gallery, cum shot recap, and trailers of other features. This DVD has it all: a gorgeous cast, good production values, high energy and great, hot fuck performances. Definitely a repeat viewer and a must own for any decent collection.
—Robin Pillage
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