Ahh, the Strip Club! Um, excuse me, Gentleman’s Club. Still a great place to unwind and see some good ‘ol fashion tits & ass! Because of the current economy several of the strip clubs listed are giving the consumer a break on some of their entry fees and high-end prices.
CHATEAU CABERET
622 West 47th Street, NYC 212-245-5599 www.chateaucabaret.com
The Chateau Cabaret is one the newest and hottest gentlemen’s club in New York City. Features plenty of delicious topless beauties in every shape and size. Blondes, brunettes, redheads and everything in between can be found at this club. Over one hundred dancers throughout the week move on stage to live DJ music ranging from hip-hop to house to good old-fashioned rock and roll. You’ll find private rooms tastefully arranged to take in the pleasure of your dance. FREE LIMO SERVICE. Drinks cost $18 and a private dance costs $20. Open Monday-Saturday 8 p.m.-4 a.m.; Sunday 8 p.m.-2 a.m.
FLASHDANCERS
1674 Broadway, between 52nd & 53rd Streets, NYC 212-315-5107 Subway: B train to 7th Avenue www.flashdancersnyc.com
This club has tons of girls under one roof with very little hassle - just the occasional girl coming up to you. No pressure, just fun. Has 450 girls plus some of the biggest tits you’ll ever see. Lots of hot Russian/Eastern European women. Open Monday-Saturday Noon-4:00 a.m. Admission is $20. Admission free before 5 p.m.Happy hour 2 for 1 drinks 5 p.m. Groups of ten or more can call for a discount rate.
HEADQUARTERS
552 West 38th Street, between 10th & 11th Avenues, NYC 347-537-3464
Headquarters is a bi-level club with over a dozen executive suites and champagne galleries. Also, Jonathan’s Steakhouse, a four-star bistro. Headquarters hosts photo shoots for Playboy and Penthouse, runway shows for fashion designers, video shoots for artists appearing on MTV and VH1, Howard Stern gigs and all kinds of parties. The girls are beautiful entertainers and are up close and personal. From a tempting menu and well stocked bar, HQ has what you need. Even women love this place. Entry is $20 or free with dinner. Open Monday-Saturday 7 p.m.-4 a.m.
LACE
725 7th Avenue, at 48th Street, NYC 212-764-6969 Subway: 1, 9, C and E trains to 50th Street
Lace is located in Times Square and is a topless alcohol-serving full bar joint with some attractive talent on its roster. The club is small with several small dance stages situated about the place. Dancers are all very attractive and ethnically diverse. Great lap dances are 20 bucks. Beers are $12. Always open till 4:00 a.m. Doors open Monday & Tuesday at 4:00 p.m.; Wednesday -Friday at Noon; Saturday & Sunday at 7:00 p.m.
LACE 2
689 8th Avenue, at 44th Street (two blocks north of Port Authority), NYC 212-765-5047
Most times it’s not very crowded if that’s what you like. International flavor with full bar. Lap dances are 20 bucks. Drinks are around $12. Open Monday-Saturday Noon -4 a.m., Sunday 7 p.m.-4 a.m. Free Admission before 8pm, ½ price after.
LARRY FLINT’S HUSTLER CLUB
641 West 51st Street, corner of 12th Avenue (West Side Highway), NYC 212-247-2460 www.hustlerny.com
This club is on the glitzy high-priced side and there are often more bouncers than girls. Some of the girls are absolutely gorgeous. Has 50-80 dancers. Full bar. Private dance cost can cost up to $150. Open Monday-Friday 6:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m. ($20 admission); Saturday 7:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m. ($20 admission); Sunday 8 p.m.-2 a.m. ($20 admission). $20 per table dance on the floor and private VIP suites available on an hourly basis. Heated roof deck & cigar lounge. Happy Hour Monday-Friday 6 p.m.-8 p.m.
NEW YORK DOLLS
59 Murray Street, at West Broadway, Tribeca/City Hall area, NYC 212-791-5261 Subway: 1, 2 or 3 trains to Chambers Street
Continuous topless waitresses and pole dancers attend to a Wall Street crowd at this 20-year-old Financial District strip club. New York Dolls is a smaller club affiliated with Flashdancers in midtown. Because of zoning laws, the front portion of the club is a bikini bar. Fully stocked bar. Good looking fun “downtown type” mix of girls working the room. Average drink is $15. Good lunch spot. Happy Hour is two-for-one drinks from Noon-4 p.m. Open Monday-Friday Noon-4 a.m.; Saturday 8 p.m.-4 a.m. Closed Sundays.
PRIVATE EYES
320 West 45th Street, between 8th & 9th Avenues, NYC 212-582-4001 Subway: 1, 9, N and R trains to 42nd Street
$15 to enter with a two drink minimum. Drinks are decently priced and lap dances are $20 a go. Small intimate club and the girls are friendly enough.
PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
603 West 45th Street, at 11th Avenue, NYC 212-245-0002 www.penthouseexecutiveclub.com
Large 10,000 square foot upscale titty bar that attempts to keep the riff-raff out so expect to pay for the privilege. Beautiful club with a good variety of beautiful centerfold quality dancers. Expensive drinks, food and an even more expensive VIP room that can cost from $450 -$600. Bring lottsa money! There are two floors; the top floor has a steak house and five private rooms. Monday is Lingerie Night. Open Monday-Friday 5:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m. ($20 admission); Saturday 7:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m. ($30 admission). Closed Sundays.
PUSSYCAT LOUNGE • CLOSED UNTIL APRIL
96 Greenwich Street, at Rector Street, NYC 212-349-4800 Subway: N, R, 1 and 9 trains to Rector Street www.www.pussycatloungenyc.com
Established in 1969 the Pussycat Lounge always has two show girls in bathing suits/lingerie on the bar/stage at once. From 5:00 p.m.-7:00 p.m. four more-or-less beautiful dancers strut their stuff along the bar. The music here is a great change from most of the crap blasted on sound systems in other clubs. The Pussycat Lounge rules as the most relaxed, underground, rock/punk/ new wave dance party around. Full bar. Never a cover. $3 and $5 beer specials. This place gets happily rowdy and is always a lot of fun. Open Weekdays Noon-4:00 a.m.
RICK’S Cabaret and steak house
50 West 33rd Street, located near Madison Square Garden/Penn Station, NYC 212-372-0850 www.ricks.com
Celebrating their four year anniversary. Prefix three course lunch menu Monday-Friday 11 a.m.-3 p.m. is $10. Drinks are $8 daily 11 a.m.-8 p.m. No cover before 7 p.m. Smoking deck and garden. Two for one bottles and appetizers on Sundays. Surf & turf for $49 from 6 p.m.-4 a.m. every Wednesday. Open till 4 a.m. every day. Text “Join NYC” to 78747 for updates and specials.
SAPPHIRE EAST
333 East 60th Street, near the Queensboro Bridge, NYC 212-421-3600
New to New York direct from its sister club in Las Vegas. Located in Scores’ former home. At 10,000 square feet Sapphire has beautiful dancers, full bottle service and an extensive list of wine and champagne as well as complimentary concierge service and VIP amenities. Guests of Sapphire are treated to a wide array of lovely ladies as this gentlemen’s club has over 8,000 on staff. Plush VIP suites. Open all week, 8 p.m.-4 a.m.
SCORES NEW YORK
536 West 28th Street, NYC 212-868-4900
The New York institution SCORES has re-opened in the Chelsea space that once housed SCORES West. The new and improved SCORES offers 10,000 square feet and two stories of entertainment with accommodations for over five hundred guests. The visual focal point of the club is a one of a kind stage framed by flat screen televisions accompanied by a Vegas-worthy light show, multiple satellite stages and an LED paved runway. Lots of hot girls and burlesque style acts. Also features 20 individually themed private rooms, many with their own flat screens and sound systems. Their restaurant, Robert’s Restaurant, has a late night menu. Open Monday-Friday 5:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m.; Saturday 7:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m.; Sunday 8:00 p.m.-4:00 a.m.
TENS CABARET
35 East 21st Street, NYC 212-254-2444
Good for after work. Masseuses go around and offer massages. Quiet private rooms. Good lap dances. As with all these clubs bring lottsa money! Cover charge is $30 or free before 8 p.m. Closed Sundays.
VIP CLUB
20 West 20th Street, NYC 212-633-1199
Adult entertainment club with sushi bar and lounge. Claims to showcase hundreds of the world’s most beautiful women nightly with a guarantee of no more than 4 ugly ones! Monday-Wednesday & Friday 7 p.m.-4 a.m.; Thursday 6 p.m.-4 a.m.; Saturday 8 p.m.-4 a.m. Closed Sundays.
WESTSIDE GENTLEMAN’S CLUB
75 Clarkson Street, at 11th Avenue, NYC 212-989-1150
All continuous live nude showplace. VIP lounge and private dances. Spanish-American kitchen. Open Monday-Friday Noon-4 a.m.; Saturday-Sunday 8 p.m.-4 a.m.